dementieva 

Elena Dementieva. A russian tennis player who is known for her consistancy and ground strokes. One of the few women who deserve a grandslam win, after being in two grandslam finals in 2004, loosing in the French Open in 2004 to Anastasia Myskina, and loosing to Svetlana Kuznetosova in the US open in 2004 too. She is also known as one of best looking players on the tour.

Dementieva will win a gland slam.

dementieva by ConrwallRaeSlag November 5, 2006

Dementia Joe 

Joe Biden clearly suffers from early stage dementia. He is an empty suit, puffed up by left wing anarchists. Dementia Joe, aka Bejing Biden, Hidin' Biden, The Joe with the Ho.

Dementia Joe had another senior moment today. He forgot where he was and told the crowd they know where he is.

Dementia Joe by Ramseyprice69 October 17, 2020

dementia

When you are sick of either three-dimensional or two-dimensional media, so you want to see something different.

Whenever I get dementia, I switch from Super Mario Bros. to Super Mario 64, and when I get sick of both, I crave a fourth-dimensional Mario game, so now I'll have dementia until Nintendo makes that.

dementia by ducus10000 May 23, 2018

gender dementia 

A mental illness that makes a person constantly change their gender or makes it impossible to concretely define their gender.

He was diagnosed with gender dementia.

gender dementia by Mochi101 September 20, 2021

Gamer Dementia

Coined by Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, it refers to when a video game makes you feel insane because something which you've done/seen before is now suddenly completely dfferent, or no longer works for seemingly no reason.

Jack: So how was Sonic Heros?
Ronald: God, so mixed, it was giving me serious Gamer Dementia!

Jill: Did you get through Hellgate London at all?
Steve: Fuck no, it seemed like I was going insane, stuff was randomly changing!
Jill: Sounds like it was giving you a real case of Gamer Dementia!

Gamer Dementia by basicallyHal October 30, 2020

presenile dementia 

The same condition as senile dementia, however describes the condition when it occurs before the age of 65.

Idiot: I think the fact he is placing these objects in such places is due to the Alzheimer's causing senile dementia, we'll have to keep an eye out for Disorientation and Memory loss as well as changes in personality, thank god im chief lecturer at Harvard.
Me: You're a twat, its presenile dementia he is only 64.

presenile dementia by kampin_bunny August 13, 2006

dementia

When you get told to go to do a certain task, told about 30 seconds ago. You then walk to the room knowing the task. As soon as you enter the room you instantly forget the task. I have know idea how this happens or if the doors have dark magic or something. But the only logical explaination is that i have dementia.

Timmy: yo tf was i supposed to do again?
Mum: TIMMY DO YOU HAVE FUCKING DEMENTIA????

dementia by i out pizza'd the hut November 4, 2020