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Darquankus McBunky 

Darquankus McBunky was an accomplished military general that commanded the 23rd regiment of the Blundercrank National Army. He fought alongside many notable figures as Drake, Bobo DonQuoofy, Chief Keef, Yeat, Quandale Dingle, Abraham Lincoln, as well as Eric and Jonathan. He was slaughtered on April 4th, 1922, when he was caught in the crossfire of a shootout between the Blundercrank Mafia and my good friend Mark, being shot in the forehead 32 times. He was rushed to the hospital where he underwent an emergency rectal transplant procedure. After a month in the hospital, he started to recover, however he contracted terminal lumbago and died shortly after.

Darquankus being remembered by some notable historical figures:

Abraham Lincoln - “He was a good man… filled with joy, carbon molecules and an infectious lens of positivity through which he viewed the world around him”

Yeat - “I’m still mourning his loss, please get these microphones out of my face”

Jonathan - “He was a good man, inspiring father and brave leader who - ” ***remainder of quote lost in office fire***
Teacher: ok class, who do you look up to?

Student: I look up to Darquankus McBunky because he is so brave

Teacher: yes

Demarquis 

Derived from marquis,it's French also meant noble man ,a person who guarded and ruled the realms

He also sneaky asf he probably fucked yo bitch.
DeMarquis the goat ,ikr he sexy asf on meeee demarquis
Demarquis by Wxlfgxdxx December 5, 2017

demariun 

An amazing friend to have. Someone who will always be by your side through your darkest times. They’re kind and smart and funny and truly a good person. They never fail to make you smile so if you meet a Demariun you better keep him.
Person 1: Who is that?
Person 2: That’s Demariun
Person 1: He seems nice
demariun by Stardust the little star November 24, 2020

DeMarquise

Black guy that acts white. Really funny, and can always make you laugh, even when you are in a bad mood.
DeMarquise
Cute, smart, creative,anger issues, always clean, most of all a ladies men
Deaquan did you see the curvy lady that pass you

Demarques 

A professional man who knows how to do business, loves his family a lot, and is a pleasure to have met during your lifetime. He is very intelligent, soft spoken, and easy going.
How should a man present himself to others?
Like Demarques.