delusionaries

A group of half-wit, pie-in-the-sky dopamine addicts easily coerced into bad decisions with bright lights, loud dance music and the power of psycho-babble suggestion.

Listen up, delusionaries! You can own a perpetual bank-account-bleeding Vegas timeshare for what you spend on booze, smokes, vapes, pay TV and porn every month!

delusionaries by TR Arterburn March 26, 2026

Delusionalist 

Someone who uses ancient belief systems to explain the world around them. These belief systems are not grounded in reality and only serve to help the person cope with things they cannot understand. The delusionalist thinks the burden is on the evidence to reconcile itself with his delusions.

Is he a schizophrenic? No, he's a delusionalist.

Delusionalist by Enemy combatant January 30, 2010

hairy palm delusionalist 

a bloke who chats up random girls but only gets as far as their phone numbers before they realise he's a complete twat and only talk to him out of sympathy.

This guy is probabally a virgin in his very late teens lying about the many girls he's bedded. yet thinks he's the hot shit!

The give away is the fact he acts like a complete virgin and will also have made up an unbelievable senario of loosing his virginity at a ridiculously young age with some one many years older!

that mouthy saddo, he is a hairy Palm delusionalist

hairy palm delusionalist by brizzle lover March 1, 2010

Delusionalism 

When your homegirls or a person you know has no sense of reality and they really believe the phuckery going on in their lives . Delusionalism can have your life in a big mess and getting played .

I had some home girls that were suffering with a really high dosage of Delusionalism , they were all fighting over a guy with a really small penis, big stomach , going bald and still married legally , but in their heads he'd make a really great husband ! Lol

Delusionalism by Miss lowkey high maintenance August 16, 2016

Delusionaryethericapprehensia 

Delusionaryethericapprehensia: a condition marked by delusionary and etheric apprehensions, suggesting a profound distortion in perceiving unreal and intangible threats

Sarah expressed concern for her friend Alex, mentioning his struggles with delusionaryethericapprehensia, a condition making it challenging for him to navigate daily life due to heightened anxiety over unreal threats.

Delusionaryethericapprehensia by Coronamakesyoucoughalot December 7, 2023

Delusionalism 

Delusionalism is when you believe something that you have made up in your own head.

For example, making up a connection with a person that has no idea who you are or over exaggerating a small gesture such as a blink or a look in your direction.

Examples:
“Girl he literally looked in my direction!! He’s literally in love with me”

Girl you have delusionalism!

Delusionalism by Geministars09 June 22, 2024

Delusionaire 

A person who believes they are extraordinarily successful, wealthy, or important.

or

Someone who thinks they are rich off memecoins

Even with a negative bank account and no job, he carries himself like a CEO — he's a real delusionaire.

Delusionaire by BigNector July 29, 2025