delol'd 

The opposite of lol, Standing for Didn't Even Laugh Once, Lame.

Mark: What's red and the arrows? the RED ARROWS!
Bob: I deLol'd

delol'd by plastercaster August 6, 2008

delon Davis 

Delon Davis is a handsome who gets all the girls he want.he is so hot and sexy all the other boys are jealous of him.

Hey You are so handsome!oh you must be Delon Davis

delon Davis by Delon Davis December 19, 2021

Dell-Do 

A dell computer used as a dildo. Often used by those dell lovers.

Fred: Garageband opens so slowly on my mac
Tareb: THAT'S 'CAUSE IT'S NOT A DELL, AHAHAH.

later..

Fred: That dude wasn't funny, he had a Dell-Do up his ass.

Dell-Do by LeTigra February 12, 2009

Delon Davis 

Delon Davis is a handsome friendly guy who got all the girls he want. And is very nice too

Hey Delon Davis you’re so handsome.

Delon Davis by Delon Davis December 20, 2021

Dude, you bought a Dell didn't you? 

1:Insult
When someone buys a Dell, they pay 4000 US Dollars, where they can build one, or have someone like a friend build one for 1000 US Dollars

2:Real Life
"Dude, go buy a Dell"
They forgot this part
"Dude, go buy a Dell for 4x the price"

3:Real Life 2
"DUDE I GOT A DELL IT ROCKS IT WAS LIKE 5000 DOLLARS BUT IT WAS ON SALE FOR 4999, and IT RUNS AT A AMAZING 1.337 FPS COOL!!"
"Dude, you're a dumbass, my computer runs at 200 FPS and it costs only 900 dollars"
"OMG NOT SO TOTALY DOOD"

4:Making computers accessable to 100% complete IDIOTS
"0mG d00d$ l00k @t 1337 m3 i g0t a d3ll"
"You suck"
"D00d i c@n find kiddy h0m0 pr0n now"
"You are a very sick and disturbed redneck aren't you"
"D00d bu$h is $3xy"
"STUPID DELL THEY MADE THE INTERNET ACCESSABLE TO IDIOTS AHHH"

5:Forums
Topic:GUYZ PLZ H3LP ME ONE OF MY DELL BROKE
Contacts:GUYS liek MY dell BROKE and I cant USE the POWER supply BECAUSE the PLUGS are funkyOMGOMGOMG111!!!!1 -1337MASTAOFKIDDYPR0N

Response:YOURE A SICK PERSON AND YOU BOUGHT A DELL DUMBASS

Jeff:Hey, did you build that new computer Steve?
Steve:No, I bought myself a Dell for 5000 dollars, they said that normally, you'd need 1 trillion billion dollars to make your own and it can kill you or suck
Jeff:Steve, you're a dumbass
Steve:Hey, I got a F PLUS on my grades...
Jeff:See, you ARE A dumbass.

Dude, you bought a Dell didn't you? by Navck Newsclomer January 29, 2005

Delon Davis 

Delon Davis is a handsome friendly guy who got all the girls he want. And is very nice too

Hey Delon Davis you’re so handsome.

Delon Davis by Delon Davis December 19, 2021

dode u dell be bwada do

don't u tell me what to do

ey bap bacard bwy dode u go boob id ur bob
dode u dell be bwada do

dode u dell be bwada do by bap bacardi May 21, 2003