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Delano, MN 

A small town in Minnesota with a huge chicken statue that welcomes you in. Chock full of people who call themselves "hicks" but who have never stepped foot on a farm and drive lifted trucks from daddy's money. Feeling bored? Go hang out with these hicks in the local Mcdonald's parking lot! Or if that doesn't interest you, go crash one of the Finn parties and chill in a sauna (but make sure to pronounce it the right way or they will kidnap you and abandon you in one of their Finn bins.) Don't like hockey? You may want to move now because our town takes pride in our hockey team that can't get beyond the first round of the state tourney. And if you didn't know...Delano has the famous Fourth of July parade that literally everyone in the West metro goes to EXCEPT for Delano residents! Delano is your typical small rural/suburban town. Everyone graduates and you either want to get the hell outta there or live there forever. But hey I mean...At least we aren't Rockford or Orono.
"Hey, wanna go to Delano, MN this weekend? Haha...JK"
Delano, MN by chickenman69 February 22, 2022
Related Words
deleno Delena delano DeLeon Delene Deeno Dekenon Deletoblue deenor deleco
A very amazing girl, who is funny and very gorgeous, quiet when you first meet her, but when you get to know her... she is very talkative. She's very nice, and when you get closer, she will talk about anything, and keep everything a secret. keep this awesome person near!
guy: dude! did you see that girl?! she's gorgeous!
guy2: yea, she is such a Delene!
Delene by gitksan16 June 15, 2011

Adore Delano 

Daniel Anthony Noriega is a- the best American drag queen in drag race herstery. If you have a problem fight me not my wife thank you. He’s mine and Hailey’s so back off Delilah🙃
Hailey: Have you seen Adore Delano?

Me: Yeah she’s hot as Danny and Adore I would lick her shoes either way
Delenis-a gourges young smart girl that is un-stopable. And don't mess with her she has a lot of attitude ❤her style is fantastic and outrageous. But if u find a delenis u would wanna keep her. She is a very loveable person. And is a savage. Just keep that delenis. ❤
Is delenis ur friend?
Delenis by Delenis May 3, 2018
The chips you eat when you need to delete some straight up bullshit online.
His mom posted nudes on Instagram? That family need to hit the convenience store for some deletos.
deletos by wordbyrd May 11, 2016

Deeno nuggets

Dino nuggets but pronounced properly. Cause what does dino stand for, dinomite??
Deeno nuggets by Random Sewer Rat August 20, 2020