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Dekln the dumbest fucking kid known to humanity
Dekln is a fuckwit
dekln by randomwordsforclout March 22, 2022
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A super secret code-word that is used to tell people to get nude without explicitly stating your purpose.
"I told her to dekanteg, and she told me that she would like eparfostol in her future as well."
dekanteg by Alex Yusupov October 23, 2007
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Japanese for “can’t”, usually used in the Japanese learning community to refer to those who aren’t able to learn the language or reach a decent level of fluency.
Person 1: I just failed the N5 test after 2 years of studying
Person 2: LOL fucking dekinai.
dekinai by 2077 September 18, 2021
A DelNeck is a cross between a Redneck and Citadel Cadet. They originate from small towns across the Southeast and attend The Citadel in hopes of fulfilling a life long dream of hazing black people and generally causing mayhem in Charleston SC.
Tradd: I can't believe those cadets tried to fight the cops on Folly Beach today? I'm mean there are Rednecks and even Leather necks, but I still think DelNecks are the worst.
DelNeck by skiptracingclub June 18, 2013
A guy on discord who simps for fictional women, especially for Saber from the Fate series.
Dekunda:"Bro I would let Saber beat me. I will cook all the food for her, and I will be her chair. She can sit on me any day. I can be her chair. I don't care if she has armor on and it breaks my back. I don't care if she's older than my aunt. I would let her do some unholy things to me like hot damn".
Dekunda by Drip Monkey January 30, 2022

Kimi Wa Dekinai Ko 

Kimi Wa Dekinai Ko (Japanese, 君はできない子, translation, You Are a Useless Child) is a song made by Kikuo featuring the beloved Hatsune Miku using singing voice synthesizer Vocaloid.

The song is about a mother constantly insulting her child by calling them a "useless child". At the end of the song, the child either disappears, dies, or (TW) commits suicide depending on how you interpret it, causing the mother to blame herself in the end and calls herself a "useless child".

Fun fact: Kimi Wa Dekinai Ko is Kikuo's 14th vocaloid song.
Romaji: Kimi wa dekinai, dekinai, dekinai ko, kono yo de ichiban dekinai ko.

Japanese: 君は できない できない できない子, この世でいちばんできない子

English: You are a useless, useless, useless child, the most useless child in the world.

Kimi Wa Dekinai Ko.
Kid with a massive cock and is funny. Doesn’t say anything to people he doesn’t know so good. Laughs at kids named Blake
Haha look at Blake and I have a huge cock and my names Deklund
Deklund by John Benjamin October 7, 2021
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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