dehobbitting

The opposite of hobbitting, which is the process of making a small object (Elijah Wood) appear smaller (Frodo) via perspective.

Dehobbitting is the process of making a small object appear larger via perspective. Specifically this refers to the process of trimming ones pubic hair to make their dick look slightly bigger.

I desperately need to do some dehobbitting, I look like a turtle in a tumbleweed downtown.

by Billyhat January 20, 2013