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defechead 

a person who for the sake of annoying his friends shtuck his head up a mokeys ass.
my name is jon and i stuck my head up a monkeys ass!! sucker!
defechead by tom-o May 8, 2003
Words you can keep
An insult, similar to calling someone a moron. Commonly preceded by "freaking."
How could you think that 9+10=19, you freaking deephead?!
deephead by Starbus January 22, 2019

Defected 

Meaning to be deformed and infected/Discusting
Chrissy is so fat and Defected
Defected by XpDVio February 25, 2009
A fan of DEFTONES...A mostly honorable nickname actually!
Evan: What is the best band; Incubus or Deftones huhh?

Jones: How dare you mention the mighty Def´ in the same sentence as that lamecore popfunk band of wankster?

Evan: You are such a Defhead...

Jones: Hellll Yeahhhhhhhhhh! I´m buying the next round!

Evan: ....*sigh*....
Defhead by Tankred February 23, 2011

double-defected 

In the IT industry, the act of having two defects submitted for the same issue by the same person. (see Burbaged)
In what seemed to be an almost deliberate oversight, she double-defected me for the same green check mark issue!
double-defected by maritimeseven August 24, 2006
A person who sucks, is mostly a dingus, and doesn't do a good job of living.
He was a deephead, funny for him to think it be the way that it do, cuz it don't.
deephead by seeking42 January 22, 2019

crum of a defected turd 

a flake of a maljusted body waste
You look like a crum of a defected turd you freak of nature.
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