Evan: What is the best band; Incubus or Deftones huhh?

Jones: How dare you mention the mighty Def´ in the same sentence as that lamecore popfunk band of wankster?

Evan: You are such a Defhead...

Jones: Hellll Yeahhhhhhhhhh! I´m buying the next round!

Evan: ....*sigh*....

Defhead by Tankred February 23, 2011

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double-defected

In the IT industry, the act of having two defects submitted for the same issue by the same person. (see Burbaged)

In what seemed to be an almost deliberate oversight, she double-defected me for the same green check mark issue!

double-defected by maritimeseven August 24, 2006

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deephead

A person who sucks, is mostly a dingus, and doesn't do a good job of living.

He was a deephead, funny for him to think it be the way that it do, cuz it don't.

deephead by seeking42 January 22, 2019

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crum of a defected turd

a flake of a maljusted body waste

You look like a crum of a defected turd you freak of nature.

crum of a defected turd by Anonymous October 28, 2003

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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