deer stand 

A place out in the woods where most rednecks are out waiting for the big buck, but most of the time it is used for drinking, telling lies, and watching porn on their ipods.

Yeah I setted up my deer stand for another season of serious "hunting".

deer stand by Lil Duff 2008 October 9, 2008

Derstandable 

Not understood (un-understandable, drop the uns, and it becomes derstandable)

Allison, your boyfriend is making no sense. He's being very derstandable!

Derstandable by Kevin Moore November 27, 2003

Derstand 

der·stand (der-stand)
v. der·stood, (-std) der·stand·ing, der·stands

1. To not understand; to un-understand.

2. To not perceive or comprehend the nature and significance of; to not grasp. Antonym is to apprehend.

1. To not grasp or comprehend the meaning intended or expressed by (another): They have trouble with English, and thus I derstand them.

2. To not know and be intolerant or unsympathetic toward: I derstand your point of view and even if I understood, I would disagree with it.

3. To infer: I derstand why you are staying the night. Get the hell out of my bed.

4. To not accept (something) as an agreed fact: It is derstood that the fee will be 50 dollars, you did a shoddy job.

Derstand by Starla Buh December 7, 2006

Derstand 

Opposite of understand. When you don't understand something, can't comprehend it, derstand. -Un means not in understand, so it would be not derstanding, therefore derstanding is the opposite of understanding.

Billy, "Pancake, cranberry, face lotion, pretty cold. No more pancakes. Out of potatoes."
Joe, "I derstand you."

Derstand by bælle December 18, 2014

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019