deer dick

An alteration to a deer crossing sign that makes the deer appear to have a large penis.

Ha ha ha! Look at the deer dick on that sign!

by Marco Porno September 27, 2008

deer dicking

The act of putting a tape, ink, or painted penis on a deer crossing sign for laughs.

Dude! That sign needed some deer dicking!

by Marco Porno September 27, 2008

Big Black Buck Trigger Deer Dick Buck Sauce

Home made in Northern Michigan, this is premium deer bait designed specifically to lure the largest and darkest male deer into a deer blind imitating the aroma of a fresh, hot, dripping deer pussy.

"We are going to get the big one today Billy Bob."

"How do you know that Jim Bob?"

"Because I poured some of that big black buck trigger deer dick buck sauce all over the bait pile."

by Jimboslice1976 October 19, 2013