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deepaking 

When someone makes an attempt at explaining something intellectually and ends-up sounding like he/she is bullshitting and making things up as they go along; as in the approach and practice of Deepak Chopra, of whom it is named after. The entire episode becomes a confused mess of contradictions, long uncommon words, and defensive jargon to bring validity to points being made, but makes little to no sense at the end.
"Can you believe that fuckin' guy? He was deepaking for like fifteen minutes!"
deepaking by HoneyMac April 16, 2016
Related Words

Deepakin the chopra 

when someone talks out there ass to pick up a date.

more specifically in reference to a guy using a lengthy metaphorical guru type of story to impress a girl with his feigned depth of knowledge.
Dude, he is deepakin the chopra to the 9th degree.

-or-
Your gonna need shrimpboots if you stand next to Billy, he is deepakin the chopra with that girl somethin deep.
Asking for something, but however receiving more
Finn: I'd like a Medium McChicken sandwich meal please

*Person behind counter gives Finn a Large McChicken Sandwich Meal*

Miles: Finn! You just got deepaked!
Deepaked by Flurcott July 17, 2011

Deepakish 

The intent of trying to compliment one, but the words expressed are more of an insult.
He said, "you look skinny today". As if "she" looks fat every other day....

"That's so deepakish!"
Deepakish by Einsteinish July 26, 2017

deepaking 

To realise that a company (telco, insurance, gym) gives discounts to new customers but not existing ones, so you cancel every year and re-join to get the lower rate.
I’ve saved hundreds of dollars by deepaking my subscriptions every year.
deepaking by Lakeview Meeting Room February 1, 2024

deepaking 

To realise that a company (telco, insurance, gym) gives discounts to new customers but not existing ones, so you cancel every year and re-join to get the lower rate.
I’ve saved hundreds of dollars by deepaking my subscriptions every year.
deepaking by Lakeview Meeting Room February 1, 2024