declining download death 

(n). The frustrating process of having a seemingly fast download sporadically begin to slow its download speed gradually until reaching zero k/b per second. What was once a promising download is now a dead 1/2 song or file that will not move.

Dude I've been trying to download that new Lil Wayne mixtape all day but there's so many people downloading it that it's hard to get a good link. All 10 tries have resulted in declining download deaths. Sucks.

declining download death by quignugget April 27, 2010

stop declining my posts you gay fucks 

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stop declining my posts you gay fucks by annoying fucker June 18, 2019

Definingphoto 

It's the photo that has the opportunity to become the most powerful image of your "personal brand" on social media and the internet.

Nancy was heading to a wedding overseas and was concerned about looking her best due to the probability that this event could result in a definingphoto of her on facebook.

Definingphoto by Hixxz68 July 26, 2018

Declaying 

When one delays having a clay (a poo poo) due to other pressing social commitments, while the decaying fecal matter proceeds to knock on heaven's backdoor, resulting in warm, rumbling seepage and pungent methane emmisions, harmful to the environment and those in close proximity.

Particularly prevalent first thing, when other more trivial matters are prioritised, eg going to work, taking children to school, etc.

"Oh shit I'm late... I'll have to declay until break time now"

"I've been declaying all morning for you love!"

Declaying by Amber Heard's Bed September 21, 2023

Defining 

The present participle of define, when someone is explaining the meaning of something.

Person 1: Where is Will?

Person 2: He's busy defining words on Urban Dictionary.

Defining by wrjm2003 November 3, 2019

Name-Defining 

When someone makes an urban dictionary definition of their own (or someone else's) name to either call them out on something or make themselves (And everyone else with that name) seem cool.

Self-Centered Human: Hey, check it out! An Urban Dictionary definition I made got onto the front page!
Regular Human: Dude, it's your name. Name-Defining is so stupid.

Name-Defining by A Granola Bar June 16, 2016

Reclining chair 

When a girl is sitting on your face, she switches your mouth from her vagina to her ass.

Sean: Sarah was sitting on my face, letting me lick that pussy, then she pulled a reclining chair!

Travis: Yuck man that's so gross

Reclining chair by Dikinthecup1 June 27, 2015