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Headlining

A word to describe people who make a good night out.
Craig- "yea i might come out who's Headlining ?"
Sam- "Ryan, Scott, Joe"
Craig- "sounds good to me"
Headlining by cometjumper April 26, 2009

stop declining my posts you gay fucks 

stop declining my posts you gay fucks

declining download death 

(n). The frustrating process of having a seemingly fast download sporadically begin to slow its download speed gradually until reaching zero k/b per second. What was once a promising download is now a dead 1/2 song or file that will not move.
Dude I've been trying to download that new Lil Wayne mixtape all day but there's so many people downloading it that it's hard to get a good link. All 10 tries have resulted in declining download deaths. Sucks.

deadlynight789 

This boy is a very bad friend and will say the n-word even though he is white and will even say it in front of people of colour and he always is a piece of shit
Oh look it’s him deadlynight789 let’s run lol
deadlynight789 by Notthatboy March 16, 2019

Decliningship 

Decliningship is a unfunny instagram account that copied peepagatorade (a much better and funnier instagram account) all the time.
“Check out this Collab I made with DECLININGSHIP“
“I don’t know man looks kinda unfunny you should probably just hit up peepagatorade and thiccdonkey27 for a collab, they’re the funniest accounts on the gram!”

Deafining Blister 

when a male ejaculates inside someones ear so much the eardrums get covered deafining the person and the outside of the ear gets blisters from constant friction from the penis
all those deafining blisters last night left me deaf and my ear throbbing
Deafining Blister by anonymous March 24, 2024
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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