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Decoy Porn 

The porn you leave in an obvious place to be intentionally found to distract the searcher from finding the more serious stuff.
Dude1: Man Marcie went through my hard drive the other day when I was out.

Dude2: Shit man... did she find anything?

Dude1: Only my Decoy Porn.

Dude2: Man that shit comes in handy.
Decoy Porn by Doctor Dbx January 18, 2009

designated decoy 

The friend that leaves the bar first pretending to be drunk and unable to walk, let alone drive. He draws the attention of the officer laying-in-wait so the rest of his buddies (who probably *are* drunk) can escape unnoticed.
After your buddy passes the breathalyzer test with a 0.0 blood-alcohol level, the puzzled officer asks, "Sir, I saw you stumble out of that bar like you were under the influence, just asking to be pulled over. Are you nuts?"

"No sir," he answers, "I'm the designated decoy."
designated decoy by robzilla September 27, 2005

decoy drink 

A cocktail that doesn't contain any alcohol. Reserved for friends that are too drunk to notice the difference but refuse to stop drinking.
"Dude, Kaitlyn can barely stand. Why do you keep giving her vodka tonics?"

"Chill, man. Decoy drinks... nothin' in there but tonic."
decoy drink by ACNY January 6, 2008

decoy bacon 

The bacon that acts as a decoy so certain bacon remains uneaten.
I'm so glad I had that plate of decoy bacon, otherwise I would have no dinner.
decoy bacon by BruisedWillis February 17, 2010

Decoy Beans 

Beans, pinto or black, carried in a pouch used to distract an opponent
*throws decoy beans* " I was utterly distracted by these beans my opponent has escaped"

Dragon Decoy 

A sort of dragon costume meant to fool dragons who are being spied on. It should be made from fireproof material.
I used a Dragon Decoy to get passed that dragon
Dragon Decoy by The Isbey September 13, 2008
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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