decensive

being utterly, ridiculously, emotionally AND physically annoying/stupid

you're being very decensive right now

by anonymous May 19, 2023

Bieb Deceived

The equivalent of a Rick Roll on YouTube, but with a Justin Bieber video, instead of Rick Astley.

Can also happen on torrent when you think you are downloading a James Bond movie called "Never Say Never" and then find out it's a Justin Bieber movie.

Not again! I clicked on this video for the iPad 2 preview, and I was Bieb Deceived!

by Vapor S. Thompson March 14, 2011

Deceived Emotions

Fake Feelings, when someone lies to you making you feel like they love or care about you in order to get personal gain over you

That girl don’t really love Chris she’s showing deceived emotions

by popular loner ¡ July 29, 2020

Deceptive Fart

A deceptive fart would be when you are about to fart, and just before the fart leaves your asscheeks, you realize it is in fact Shit. Therefore resulting in you having to clench said bumhole and try to suck the poo up. Can result in failure, where you shit yourself, or excruciating pain.

Robert: "Man I thought I had to fart but I shit myself."
Wesley: "That's the worst deceptive fart ever!"

by 420GanjA420 April 2, 2012

Bobuk defensive football philosophy

Tell him the basis of my defensive philosophy is if he can’t tackle the fucking dive then we’re playing strictly offense and we’re just gonna outscore the opponent

Did you hear the bobuk defensive football philosophy it’s pretty good... yeah man I don’t get why more nfl teams don’t use it

by Easy Muther fuckin E May 19, 2020

Defensive Eating

Strategically consuming food for the sole purpose of preventing others from getting it.

Matt’s mother-in-law unexpectedly arrived with a delicious dinner immediately after Matt finished a 12-inch sub. In order to prevent his wife from getting the surprise meal, he used defensive eating to consume the additional food.

by CourtJ March 25, 2011

Nipple Deceiver

One who fibs incessantly to the area in or around your titties

He just pulled my shirt down and whispered sweet nothings right into my areolas... It wasn't until it was all over that I realized that he was just Beelzebubing my boobies!

He's such a Nipple Deceiver!

by #SoNotAJames May 3, 2020