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Death By Chocolate

When a 400 pound black women sits on your face. Or possibly one of less weight..but equal fattness.
CSI SCENARIO:

Cop 1: The Deceased..
Cop 2: Verdict?
Cop 1: Death By Chocolate..
Cop 2: Have we got a murder weapon?
Cop 1: No, I believe its still attached to the suspect
Death By Chocolate by Centz-2-$ April 6, 2007

death by chocolate

The sickness you get after eating too much chocolate.
"Ugh, next Halloween I'll space out the raveging of my loot. I'm having death by chocolate."
death by chocolate by BB.. September 3, 2006

Death By Chocolate

Shitting in a woman's mouth and then going into the act of sticking your dick down her throat until she chokes on your chocolate and dies.
I totally gave my girlfriend Death By Chocolate when I figured out she was cheating on me.

death by chocolate starfish 

n. A truly revolting, nauseous guff. Capable of really making squeamish people shout soup!
Ugh, that's fucking disgusting. Its like death by chocolate starfish.
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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