shit scrape

n. bog roll, shit tickets, bumf, arse wipe; i.e. lavatory paper, if you will.

Hoy, Jean - my squitters are givin' me gyp. Throw in another parcel of shit scrape - I've fuckin' run out.

by nuttershamrockshinboner July 10, 2023

death by chocolate starfish

n. A truly revolting, nauseous guff. Capable of really making squeamish people shout soup!

Ugh, that's fucking disgusting. Its like death by chocolate starfish.

by nuttershamrockshinboner July 10, 2023