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When Skinner sits on your leg
I have a deadleg from someone sitting in my leg
Deadleg by Abarkadid May 29, 2018

Deadleg shit shuffle 

The act of quickly making one's way to the toilet with one or both legs completely locked at all joints in an effort to compress the rectum/anus, and avoid dropping a mondo shit in one's pants (see chocolate shotgun, shart, or shitney spears). Most frequently occurs within 15 mins of eating a hot pocket, or Chipotle.
I told Linda that chorizo looked suspect! Now we can trace her deadleg shit shuffle by following the brown trail!

deadleg treatment 

When you thrust too hard on your Bird whilst doing doggy style her leg goes numb and swells aggressively.
Issy returned home from Joe's holding her throbbing thigh after receiving the deadleg treatment

Deadleg Treatment 

When you pick up a randy prozzie or your girl from maccy's and give her the TREATMENT shes always needed and you do her so hard she gets a "Dead Leg"
Matt picked up his girl in his vauxhall corsa from maccy's and took her home and gave her the deadleg treatment

deadlights 

While It can take assume any shape to terrify Its prey (ex: Pennywise), Its true form is not on earth. The true form of It exists beyond the physical, in a void surrounding our universe, known as the macroverse. It's true form is described as living, insane, writhing orange light. Direct contact with the deadlights results in instant death (with the exception of Audra Phillips who entered a deep coma). The deadlights can be seen through It's eyes when It takes the form of a giant female spider which is the most accurate shape the deadlights can translate to on earth.
Bill Denbrough is almost taken into the deadlights when he engages It in the Ritual of Chüd, under the Derry sewers in 1958 and 1985.
deadlights by BobGray666 June 25, 2012

Deadlegger 

The act of slamming your knee into someone else's knee to cause a numbing pain in their leg.
I'm gonna give you such a deadlegger.
Deadlegger by MKJohnson7919 March 3, 2009