dead cock

A dead cock is the meaning for having a very sore penis. It can happen from the following.

1. Have sex so many times in 1 day.

2. Getting punched/kicked in the penis.

3. Masturbating a lot.

1. ''Hmmmm, oooowww. Fuck man! that bitch road me all night!''

2. ''I got the most deadest cock ever!, gorge is going around punching people in the cock, watch out dude.''

3. ''Wow, i never knew you could get a dead cock from masturbating a lot!, well fred don't try to wank(masturbate) 50 times in one day.I'll be out of juice the next month.''
fred: ''Hahaha, iv'e had that same experience before''

by adam096 December 22, 2009

dead mans cock

A limp penis, someone who can't get hard when aroused

I suffer from dead mans cock, Linda was wanking it for an hour, but it didn't stand to attention

by mitch00uk April 1, 2015

suck a big dead moose cock

A very graphic Canadian insult indicating that the person to whom the insult is being hurled it thought of so lowly that they should do this most disgusting of things normally as it is clearly something their character indicates they would consider normal practice. In other words, the person is disgusting and so are their habits.

esp. heard in rural Ontario when someone says or does a thing to anger their associates they would be told to 'go suck a big dead moose cock'. Also heard as a reply to another insult... i.e. if X says to Y 'your mother wears army boots', Y might be heard to reply with 'oh yeah eh, well your mother sucks big dead moose cock'. And on it goes like that until one of them gets a bloody nose.

by Rob Falla October 29, 2004

I told you to have the twist, the cock's dead.

"Telling other to suck dick and then fuck off" but translated from Cantonese to English.

@everyone I told you to have the twist, the cock's dead.

by Hj7p-eg August 19, 2018