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This is a very special kind of donkey. It loves Reeses cups, bunnies, and hugs. It's a little scatterbrained. It loves everybuddy.
Look at that Dawnkey ham it up!
Dawnkey by nochancewithouturanus October 29, 2019
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New Jersey slang naming any friend in conversation, but may also be used when addressing a foe in order to pwn him.
What's up dawnkey?
I was at a party last night and this dawnkey was hittin' a beer bong, right?, and this other cat poured ketchup in when the guy wasn't looking. It was sick.
dawnkey by LadyLainie October 20, 2005

swamp dawnkey 

A very fat, disgusting and unattractive girl. They are found at buffets, bowling alley's and bars with drink specials. The swamp dawnkey is a predator and will sexually assualt anything.
Damn! Did you see that one with the acne, chugging the Pabst Blue Ribbon? What a swamp dawnkey!
swamp dawnkey by billy3000 January 13, 2006
O god, i gotta go dankey!! this is worse than kidney stones
go dankey by redlingded92 May 13, 2009
Having abnormally large breasts. Can be used when refering to other large objects other than breasts so long as breasts are also mentioned.
Rebecca is quite dankey
dankey by Neutron July 17, 2006

Fuck off you you fat useless sack of fucking yankee dankey doodle shite. Fuck off will you?

Something that Gordon Ramsay says when he's out of insults
Fuck off you you fat useless sack of fucking yankee dankey doodle shite. Fuck off will you?

-Gordon Ramsay

dankey kang

Donkey kong but made completely of dank marijuana nugs .
Dankey kang is always so high.
dankey kang by Bluemagic420 April 5, 2019
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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