David A 

A guy that had a sixpack when he was born and got shot with a missile in the stomach so hard his sixpack flew out and got a hole that would stay there forever (a shrapnel also hit his eye, xd)

Damn that boy was definitely born a David a.

David A by NinjaMaster89 February 27, 2017

David A Clarke

Former sheriff of Milwaukee County Wisconsin otherwise known as the black Sheriff Arpaio, he’s a strong supporter of Donald Trump. Always goes on TV to differentiate himself from other blacks especially Democrats.

On the show tonight with me is former sheriff of Milwaukee county in Wisconsin David A Clarke

David A Clarke by Zero2infinity October 4, 2018

David a brown 

The worst school in wildomar, southern california, looks like a prison and smells like tuna cassarole, the education might be just as bad. full of mexicans and short white kids. just about as ghetto as main street

bro david a brown is assssss

David a brown by anonymous November 3, 2021

I wanted to give David "Adrian-Angelique-Adryan-Axel-Enzo-Ezio-Auditore)" Fumero a spartan prayer bookmark (complementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductor edit).

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses?

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 1: Yes.
Person 1: I wanted to give David "Adrian-Angelique-Adryan-Axel-Enzo-Ezio-Auditore)" Fumero a spartan prayer bookmark (complementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductor edit).

I wanted to give David "Adrian-Angelique-Adryan-Axel-Enzo-Ezio-Auditore)" Fumero a spartan prayer bookmark (complementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductor edit). by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025

Pull a David 

Blocking someone on social media to avoid fixing a problem. Normally blocking because of a stupid and pathetic reason.

James : "I should just block her"
Luke: "NO, don't pull a david"

James: "Yea you're right"

Pull a David by vibin101 April 1, 2020

pulling a david 

When a guy goes on a date and puts his arm around the outside of a girl underneath her arm and fondles her boob.

Dude, he went on the date with her last night, and she caught him "pulling a david"! And she loved it!

pulling a david by captainunderpants1991 February 28, 2011

David Cop-a-feel 

The act of mysteriously fondling a person without her/him knowing it was an intentional act of perversion.

"Dude, I just got all David Cop-a-feel and pulled the ol' reach around on homegirl while everyone was dancing at the party last night."

David Cop-a-feel by Burrent May 1, 2012