Daubert 

loves to have random hot juicy sex with pickles on friday nights
also hates a modest mouse and orange julius.
loves chicks with blue pants and small dicks.

Daubert: yo dude i just had the best sex with a big pickle last night
Hannah: oh thats cool.. i have a rather small penis
Daubert: oh then we should hook up with the pickle...

Daubert by ballies69966996 January 17, 2009

K.D Aubert

Black Hollywood Actress of Soul Plane, Friday After Next, Scorpion King, Hollywood Homicide, Turning Point, Frankenfish, etc. deemed the Black Angelina Jolie.

Jason: She had me on that Soul Plane last night with those big ole fish lips!
David: Oh you were with K.D Aubert !

K.D Aubert by DaRealM&M May 20, 2017

mud dauber 

The male equivalent to the mud shark. They are often found with very light skinned females. The mud dauber feels guilty for his male white privilege, yet receives many benefits for his inclusion within the black community. Some of these advantages include the acceptable use of CP time, parking in fire lanes, sending food back, and not tipping.

Tyrone: “I saw that white devil Chad left his 300 in the fire lane because he had to run in the store and pick up a couple of 40’s for Lakeshia.” Latrell: “Homie, he’s such a mud dauber.”

mud dauber by Gilligans island October 13, 2018

Mecca dauber

In the context of the Arctic Monkey's song, Mecca Dauber refers to a large male organ - the Betting Pencil to a small one.

Was it a Mecca dauber or a betting pencil?

Mecca dauber by Booshete' November 21, 2010

dalbert 

An absolute savage. Too cool to be compared. Cooler than a Cole

1-Man, that guy is such a Dalbert right now.
2-Yeah, so much cooler that Cole.

dalbert by Dalbert144 March 29, 2017

dauberkartel 

brazilian cartel smuggling drugs through emigration

1: wow, is he really a member of the dauberkartel?
2: yes he is.
1: amazing. i heard they move to other countries to sell drugs!

dauberkartel by @Holshobb November 10, 2022

Dauber

a pen or marker used to cross off the number that have been called out in a game of bingo. Most recently refered to in Arctic Monkeys song, "Fluorescent Adolescent"

"Was it a Mecca dauber or a betting pencil?"

Dauber by daw. May 29, 2007