loves to have random hot juicy sex with pickles on friday nights
also hates a modest mouse and orange julius.
loves chicks with blue pants and small dicks.
also hates a modest mouse and orange julius.
loves chicks with blue pants and small dicks.
Daubert: yo dude i just had the best sex with a big pickle last night
Hannah: oh thats cool.. i have a rather small penis
Daubert: oh then we should hook up with the pickle...
Hannah: oh thats cool.. i have a rather small penis
Daubert: oh then we should hook up with the pickle...
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Jason: She had me on that Soul Plane last night with those big ole fish lips!
David: Oh you were with K.D Aubert !
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The male equivalent to the mud shark. They are often found with very light skinned females. The mud dauber feels guilty for his male white privilege, yet receives many benefits for his inclusion within the black community. Some of these advantages include the acceptable use of CP time, parking in fire lanes, sending food back, and not tipping.
Tyrone: “I saw that white devil Chad left his 300 in the fire lane because he had to run in the store and pick up a couple of 40’s for Lakeshia.” Latrell: “Homie, he’s such a mud dauber.”
by Gilligans island October 13, 2018
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by Booshete' November 21, 2010
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Get the dalbert mug.1: wow, is he really a member of the dauberkartel?
2: yes he is.
1: amazing. i heard they move to other countries to sell drugs!
2: yes he is.
1: amazing. i heard they move to other countries to sell drugs!
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"Was it a Mecca dauber or a betting pencil?"
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