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Dababetes
A condition commonly found in young adolescents, who suffer from the urge to frequently "dab".
Side effects can include severe head and neck pain and annoyance of peers
Symptoms appear similar to Tourette's syndrome, which may lead to a misdiagnosis
Side effects can include severe head and neck pain and annoyance of peers
Symptoms appear similar to Tourette's syndrome, which may lead to a misdiagnosis
Dababetes by Geronimo Jackson October 7, 2016
Databetes
(n) 1. A condition within a relational database that arises from poorly formed tables, extraneous fields, and un-purged data.
2. The reason that guy at a party that won't shut up about the single thing in life he's mastered.
2. The reason that guy at a party that won't shut up about the single thing in life he's mastered.
For the love of all that is holy, Tom...please optimize the database before running large queries. This thing's got databetes and we'll be here for hours.
Initially fascinated by her new friend, Jenny quickly realized Ronnie had databetes when he pontificated for 30 minutes about hummingbird species.
Initially fascinated by her new friend, Jenny quickly realized Ronnie had databetes when he pontificated for 30 minutes about hummingbird species.
Dadabetes
A condition wherein a parent wants to be seen as “cool” by their child/ren and/or their child/ren’s friends, especially if their child/ren is/are teenaged, and they try way too hard and just come off as desperate. Additionally, any pathetic adult who wants to impress kids/teens, or any older person wanting to impress younger people and be thought of as “cool” has dadabetes. The current trend of Gen Xers trying to gain “cred” by listing all the (supposedly) hardcore things they went through is a perfect example of dadabetes in action
All these aging pretentious Gen Xers on Tik Tok saying they’re the toughest generation because they drank from the garden hose, is a desperate attempt for them to be seen as cool by Gens Z and Alpha; pure dadabetes
Dadabetes by Jeffersoncat July 29, 2024
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stove
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
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Walky-Talky
A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”
Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha”
Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha”
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
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