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Dababetes

A condition commonly found in young adolescents, who suffer from the urge to frequently "dab".

Side effects can include severe head and neck pain and annoyance of peers

Symptoms appear similar to Tourette's syndrome, which may lead to a misdiagnosis
Christian, are you smelling your armpit or is your dababetes acting up?
by Geronimo Jackson October 7, 2016
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Databetes

(n) 1. A condition within a relational database that arises from poorly formed tables, extraneous fields, and un-purged data.

2. The reason that guy at a party that won't shut up about the single thing in life he's mastered.
For the love of all that is holy, Tom...please optimize the database before running large queries. This thing's got databetes and we'll be here for hours.

Initially fascinated by her new friend, Jenny quickly realized Ronnie had databetes when he pontificated for 30 minutes about hummingbird species.
by old_snap December 15, 2020
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Dadabetes

A condition wherein a parent wants to be seen as “cool” by their child/ren and/or their child/ren’s friends, especially if their child/ren is/are teenaged, and they try way too hard and just come off as desperate. Additionally, any pathetic adult who wants to impress kids/teens, or any older person wanting to impress younger people and be thought of as “cool” has dadabetes. The current trend of Gen Xers trying to gain “cred” by listing all the (supposedly) hardcore things they went through is a perfect example of dadabetes in action
All these aging pretentious Gen Xers on Tik Tok saying they’re the toughest generation because they drank from the garden hose, is a desperate attempt for them to be seen as cool by Gens Z and Alpha; pure dadabetes
by Jeffersoncat July 29, 2024
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