dashtard 

A person lacking common sense or the ability to do a simple job like doordash or follow a gps

If you can't follow doordash directions you're a dashtard

dashtard by Apocolypto82 March 19, 2025

dick dastardly 

The fictional character from Wacky Races who always loses. He continuously tries to set traps for other racers which do not work. Perhaps stupidly, whenever he gets ahead in a race he attempts to set a trap for the other racers rather than keeping on going and winning outright. Has a dog minion called Muttley. Drives the Mean Machine

Ehehehehe! Now I will put this long cheesewire between these trees so that whoever gets through is sliced in half! Eheheheh! Oh no! Prof. Pat Pending is blowing it away with another crazy invention! He's blown me into the air! ARGH! MUTTLEY!!! DO SOMETHING!!!

dick dastardly by Jammers August 30, 2005

Dashard 

A stubborn but nice guy. He is extra handsome has girls flocking around him like birds. chirp chirp. A wizard with words, he can charm anyone out of their belongings. A king among men, other men look to him for examples of how to be fly. His swagger is right.

Adj: He's a Dashard kind of guy. Keep your hos away from him because he's a Dashard.

Dashard by littleorphanannie April 15, 2010

dastard

A sneaking, malicious coward

someone who cannot tell their own two feet from their hands.

dastard by shake well before serving July 2, 2005

dastard

a fancy way of saying coward

"I'm smarter than you so I use big words like dastard to describe myself."

dastard by papaya January 30, 2005

dastardly 

Strangely, "bastardly" is not a word, but the same meaning is served by the term "dastardly." Once a serious insult, dastardly is now almost always used sarcastically. If used seriously, the speaker is most likely a nancy boy and/or fop. It is generally used in the phrase "dastardly deed(s)."

Fundie: You are the spawn of Satan! Repent and be saved!
Goth: Yep, you know me and my dastardly deeds (laughs).

dastardly by jazzriff October 29, 2005

deez dastardly nuts 

upgraded fancy talk form of deez nuts

Person 1: A man you see that game on tv yesterday?
Person 2: You see deez dastardly nuts on your face yesterday?
Person 1: You didnt have to get all fancy....
Person 2: You didnt have to suck deez dastardly nuts!

deez dastardly nuts by Uncle Ruckus July 26, 2008

grebo 

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006