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She’s beautiful, moody, and falls for guys easily. She may act goofy but in the inside she’s really smart and magnificent, She’d make the perfect friend and partner. She will be the most craziest person you’d ever meet in your entire life, she may be different from other girls but this different is a good different. She sometimes has a bitchy attitude but only when you get on her bitchy side. She’s confident and pretty and you will never regret you met her.
The new girl is such a Darline
Darline by Hy_pnos November 5, 2018

Kill your darlings 

“In writing, you must kill your darlings.” --William Faulkner

This literary advice refers to the dangers of an author using personal favorite elements. While these may hold special meaning for the author, they can cause readers to roll their eyes for reasons such as:

-Purple prose
-Narm
-Egregious overuse of a word or phrase
Did he seriously just use the word "egregious" up there? Dude, kill your darlings.
Kill your darlings by FeO2 October 15, 2012

Texas Wrangler Darlins

One of the best spirit groups at the University of Texas. They are made up of some of the hottest girls on campus, and are very active in the Austin community.
girl 1: I rushed sorority!

girl 2: I joined the Texas Sweethearts

attractive girl 3: I'm a part of something even better: the Texas Wrangler Darlins!

Darwinese 

The people responsible for kabob restaurants that remove the sticks from their kabobs. That make McDonald's serve their coffee cold. That make toothpick-makers print instructions on toothpicks. That force step-ladder manufacturers to put more warning labels than steps on their step ladders.

In other words - people who are (intentionally) stupid and use frivolous lawsuits to bring us all down.
Dude. I went to a kabob restaurant yesterday, and the kabobs had no sticks in them? What is up with that?

Dude. It's the darwinese suing because they poked themselves in the mouth.
Darwinese by c0m3d1an October 30, 2010
1. The state of having performed a well-meaning action that inadvertently made things worse
2. The quality of being lovable, but ultimately dispensible
3. Next to cleanliness
Cleanliness is next to Dadliness
Dadliness by #1 Dad's Club June 20, 2018
the coolest person in the world usually likes frogs and the color green and has best friends who party hardy
Michelle: what you do this weekend?
Monica: Oh hanging out with my bff Darline.
Michelle: Did you party hardy
Monica: yeah me and darline did!
Darline by mcm8812 February 19, 2009