darkspeed 

Really slow, opposite of lightspeed.

"Way to go darkspeed, could you go any slower?"

darkspeed by brendan July 1, 2004

Darkspeed Systems 

A chad group agianst the Lightspeed Web Filter. They create proxies and games for students.

Friend: "Man, im so bored and lightspeed filter blocks everything."

Me:"Use the new games site by Darkspeed!"

Friend:"who tf is darkspeed"

Me:"Darkspeed Systems is a W group that creates games and proxies that bypass lightspeed"

Darkspeed Systems by Thetntteam May 17, 2023

Darkseid 

One of the most powerful beings in the entire DC multiverse. The inspiration for thanos from marvel, (yes that’s right I went there)

A new god and villain most known for being the arch nemesis of the justice league

Seeks to conquer the universe which is why he wants “the anti life equation”

In 2021 Darkseid finally made his live action film debut in “Zack snyders justice league”

Considered one of the best villains of all time in comics and media.

Darkseid destroys thanos any day of the week

“There is no rao, only darkseid”

Darkseid has powerful abilities one of which is the “omega effect” which emits powerful laser like beams through his eyes which can tear through and incinerate anything unless he wills it not to

Darkseid is a god, other villains are merely pretending to be “gods”

Darkseid by SoBsubsidiary> August 24, 2022

Darkseid 

Darkseid is a fictional character that appears in comic books published by DC Comics. The character first appeared in Superman's Pal Jimmy Olsen #134 (Nov. 1970) and was created by writer-artist Jack Kirby.

Debuting in the Bronze Age of comic books, Darkseid has appeared in over four decades of DC Comics publications, featuring prominently in the New Gods titles and limited series as the recurring nemesis of the New Gods and Superman. The character has also appeared in associated DC Comics merchandise including animated television series; toys; trading cards and video games.

Darkseid is among the most powerful New Gods, sometimes depicted with a variety of god-like abilities at his disposal. His main power, the Omega Effect, is a form of energy that he fires from his eyes as either concussive force or beams of disintegration, capable of transmuting or erasing most living objects and organisms from existence as well as to reform or resurrect them. Anything Darkseid disintegrates with the Omega Effect can be brought back at any time by him, and he often uses this as a form of punishment.

In addition, Darkseid possesses superhuman strength, stamina, and durability equivalent to the corresponding traits of Superman and Orion. He also, despite his great size, possesses great speed, agility, and reflexes as he has been able to startle Superman with his speed and it has been stated he can react in microseconds. He sometimes possesses the ability to increase his size. Darkseid possesses the powers of telepathy and telekinesis, and has also shown the ability to create psionic avatars. He is even able to open boom tubes under his own power, and can travel through time, space, and even other dimensions with ease. Darkseid is also, being a god, virtually immortal. He has lived for several hundred thousand years at the very least.

Darkseid by Light-bearer April 23, 2010

dickspeed 

1)How fast the dongcopter goes

2)Any tempo over 1400 in Mario Paint Composer. It's so fast it seems to catch up with the dongcopter.

1)The dongcopter has broken the dick barrier and gone into cock 1.

2)Holy Jesus flakes! With a tempo of 2600 that song would have gone into dickspeed 4 times and back!

dickspeed by moot#faggot February 4, 2009

darksided 

the bane of every godwarrior! to read harry potter books, or not to live at the freakin church! to be wiccan, pagan, or anything OTHER than christian.

youre all darksided!im a godwarrior!

darksided by da trick biatch November 29, 2005

Darksided 

Darksided refers to anything pertaining to the occult or evil. Individuals who dabble in darksided activity, such as using an Ouija Board, often face demonic possession and must have Christian priest perform an exorcism to treat it.

Cain: I heard Damon was planning to purchase an Ouija Board for the purposes of necromancy.

Luke: That is darksided. Sign yourself with some holy water and pray for him.

Darksided by ModernAristocrat June 3, 2018