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Dark Dick

When a light-skinned man has an unusually darker penis compared to the skin tone on the rest of his body.
Guy #1: Dude, what's wrong with Jimmy?
Guy #2: Oh, nothing. He just has a case of dark dick.
by manwithanorangeforahead August 11, 2010
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Dark as dick

Darker than black people
"Whoah man that guy is dark as dick"
by Sinop24 August 12, 2017
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couldn't find his dick in the dark

Someone who is oblivious, has declining mental facilities, or is simply stupid and cannot recognize obvious things or cannot take on simple tasks.
It's no surprise he gave that gold digger his ATM pin number--he's so dumb he couldn't find his dick in the dark.
by Marcoda December 9, 2011
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Dick in the dark

Few guys and 1 skanky hoe in a dark room each guy gets there Cock out and 1 at a time feed it to the hoe, who in return guesses who’s dick it was
That Tracey is a dick in the dark extraordinaire. Good night last night end up playing dick in the dark with that bird from the dancing up Rupert’s house.
by Chris Doherty June 6, 2018
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dark dicked

(V) the act of getting penetrated, smothered in liquid or just generally violated by a unnaturally dark colored penis
Joe P dark dicked that girl. Was she 18?
by Jumper cables July 30, 2016
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