Dark Dick

When a light-skinned man has an unusually darker penis compared to the skin tone on the rest of his body.

Guy #1: Dude, what's wrong with Jimmy?
Guy #2: Oh, nothing. He just has a case of dark dick.

Dark Dick by manwithanorangeforahead August 11, 2010

Dark as dick 

Darker than black people

"Whoah man that guy is dark as dick"

Dark as dick by Sinop24 August 12, 2017

couldn't find his dick in the dark 

Someone who is oblivious, has declining mental facilities, or is simply stupid and cannot recognize obvious things or cannot take on simple tasks.

It's no surprise he gave that gold digger his ATM pin number--he's so dumb he couldn't find his dick in the dark.

couldn't find his dick in the dark by Marcoda December 9, 2011

Dick in the dark 

Few guys and 1 skanky hoe in a dark room each guy gets there Cock out and 1 at a time feed it to the hoe, who in return guesses who’s dick it was

That Tracey is a dick in the dark extraordinaire. Good night last night end up playing dick in the dark with that bird from the dancing up Rupert’s house.

Dick in the dark by Chris Doherty June 6, 2018

dark dicked

(V) the act of getting penetrated, smothered in liquid or just generally violated by a unnaturally dark colored penis

Joe P dark dicked that girl. Was she 18?

dark dicked by Jumper cables July 30, 2016