5 definitions by manwithanorangeforahead

When a light-skinned man has an unusually darker penis compared to the skin tone on the rest of his body.
Guy #1: Dude, what's wrong with Jimmy?
Guy #2: Oh, nothing. He just has a case of dark dick.
by manwithanorangeforahead August 11, 2010
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An iPad
Guy 1: Dude, I just bought an iPad!
Guy 2: You mean an iTouch Macro? Fuck that. Get your money back.
by manwithanorangeforahead April 13, 2010
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When two people text each other simultaneously, especially when saying essentially the same thing.

Optional: The first person to text back gets a reward of his/her choosing.
Text from A to B @ 9:42pm: You doing anything tonight?
Text from B to A @ 9:42pm: What you up to tonight?
Text from A to B @ 9:43pm: Text jynx. You owe me a beer. Yes!
by manwithanorangeforahead December 09, 2010
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a person, usually a man, who naturally looks happy when his face is expressionless, without meaning to.
Gary is such a creeper. Nah, he's just got resting happy face.
by manwithanorangeforahead August 14, 2015
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The perfect way of avoiding the awkwardness after a one night stand. Before intercourse, place a pile of shit on the ceiling fan without her noticing. In the morning, crank the ceiling fan on high and as pieces of shit start to fly everywhere, shout, "THUNDER STORM!" and run away.
Guy #1: So was it awkward in the morning?
Guy #2: No dude, I thunder stormed my way out of there before it got weird.
by manwithanorangeforahead July 27, 2010
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