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commonly pronounced dargôlo, even though the creator pronounces dargole

Definition: someone or something with a deformed face covering it by wearing a pan over its head; someone who is extremely attractive but dumb as hell; cristiano ronaldo's statue
ex: There goes Daniel, i would date him, but he's a total dargolo, but if i turn off the lights we might work out.
dargolo by DrZimbabwe August 10, 2017
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Dangology is the science behind the "fold and tuck" that is used when McDonalds employees hand out brown paper bags of take away goods.

A good danged bag (aka 'a dang good bag') will have its corners folded down parallel to the sides of the bag, with the folded part being affected by the contents of the bag.
Official Use:

McDonalds Boss : Dang that bag!
McDonalds Employee: what? i did!?!
Boss: Dang the bag!
Employee: i already did!
Boss: DANG THE GODDAMN BAG
Employee: ok! i will! jeez!

Boss: Ok, Tim. Dangology 101 today. You ready? Set? DANG IT
*Tim dangs the bag in 2 seconds*
Boss: TOO SLOW

DANG Use:

'ARGH DANG IT! FLIPPING OPRAH STILL THINKS SHES HOT! GET A TAN!'
dangology by HollyJolly March 9, 2009
Related Words
Short form of the Death Metal Band Dargolf Metzgore.
Dargolf by manbearpig_ January 7, 2009

Dragologist 

A person well versed in the art of drag and drag-related topics.
“Watching RuPaul’s drag race doesn’t make you a dragologist!”
A name given to a member of a small group of men who every year travel by any means available to Dargo for the enjoyment of male bonding, stickies, elocution, D and M's and a game of championship stones.
(1)Public:You can tell by his eloquent speech that he's a Dargoon.

(2)Wife:You're not at Dargo now, so stop behaving like a Dargoon.

(3)Friend:Question; Can anyone become a Dargoon?
Dargoon: Answer;(whilst wanking his nose) Can't say.
Dargoon by Frothy October 12, 2006
The science of dangling bags out the Presenter window to promote a fast Drive Thru
That bag isn’t being dangled! Remember dangology!
Dangology by mcdan October 8, 2018

dargaloallo 

Hey look shes so dargaloallo :other guy: DAMNNNN
dargaloallo by doakadoaka September 27, 2022
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