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A guy who is a teddy bear, and thinks he can roast anyone. Dankob cannot roast shit.
Dude, he's such a dankob
dankob by byebriix March 21, 2017
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An essence of life that isn't known. It can be incarnated into multiple beings. In a word, it is god.
Dankby is the overlord of all.
Dankby by Dankby rules February 22, 2017
Related Words
dank- very good quality. bud- weed. dankbud- very good quality weed.
dude, that was some dankbud.
dankbud?
dankbud by Maria Stinger October 16, 2005
An amazing person. He is the best person in the world. He loves you but he loves his airpods more. If you ever meet a dankboi, never let go of him.
Chic 1: Wow that is one sexy dankboi.
Chic 2: Damn he is sexy.
Dankboi: Wow those are sexy airpods.
Dankboi by jamieh06 July 26, 2019
Thank you very much
FAN ; YOUR ALBUM IS FIRE
MUSICIAN : DANKO
Danko by vuyani May 2, 2021

dankrobber 

A person who consumes all of your marijuana.
Man 1: "What up with that cheeb?"

Man 2: "Aww man!!! We was about to blaze at the club last night and Seber crept up as soon as we sparked. You know nigga don't puff, puff, pass! Fools a mawfuckin' dankrobber!"
dankrobber by Boo $hort April 11, 2013
A different way of saying thanks. Probably derived from the Afrikaans word "Dankie" which also means thanks.
Lecturer: I have enabled resubmissions for the assignment that was due yesterday.

Students: Danko, sir!
Danko by SuperSamaritan April 28, 2021
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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