dankjob

The act of another human masturbating on behalf of or for another, except the receiver is a ‘player’ or someone who ‘gets around’

I was linking a girl last night, she gave me a dankjob. it was so danking good

by amamsskz March 3, 2022

dankrobber

A person who consumes all of your marijuana.

Man 1: "What up with that cheeb?"

Man 2: "Aww man!!! We was about to blaze at the club last night and Seber crept up as soon as we sparked. You know nigga don't puff, puff, pass! Fools a mawfuckin' dankrobber!"

by Boo $hort April 11, 2013

Dankmobile

A car that is frequently the site of Marijuana smoking, and therefore always smells of weed.

"We turned your car into The Dankmobile last night."

by TheShortStack April 11, 2015

dankob

A guy who is a teddy bear, and thinks he can roast anyone. Dankob cannot roast shit.

Dude, he's such a dankob

by byebriix March 21, 2017

danjob

A hand job that it given or received in an airport, train terminal, or bus station

Gonna head down to the g-hound station and get me a danjob

by JibbsMagoo November 27, 2018