Dangerous Dave

A complete mad cunt who will do anything for a laugh. Usually someone who thinks they are a tom hardy stuntman by day and a sesh master by night and needs to do crazier and crazier shit to live up to the name.

Oi dangerous dave, i bet you couldnt climb the eiffel tower!

Oh yea? I bet u I could!

Dangerous Dave by Jimbob Saveloy April 9, 2020

Dangerous Dave

The Name given to your average shy and timid person after they have consumed several alcoholic beverages, and the ensuing carnage that follows shortly for the rest of the night out.

Guy 1: Hey dangerous Dave! Hows it going?

Guy 2: What? that's not my name.

Guy 1: Oh sorry I forgot your sober now.

Dangerous Dave by Dangerous Daved July 5, 2011

Dangerous dave

A person that is the best at everything. Even activities that he hasn't heard, contemplated, or dreamed about.

"Oi Dave, who's the best at base jumping?"
"Dangerous Dave"
"Oi Dave, who's the best tsunami wave surfer?"
"Dangerous Dave"

Dangerous dave by duckfucksuck February 14, 2009

Dangerous Dave

A Giant of a man, who knows how to entertain a crowd, his musical skills with a Kazoo are unbelievable and outstanding like his fashion tastes.a legend

You are very much like Dangerous Dave

Dangerous Dave by Quizlover November 23, 2021

Dangerous-dave 

Dangerous-dave is a ghetto celebrity, admired and feared for his astounding ability to manipulate the world around him for his own benefit. He is feared on his streets of Croydon particually for his care free "fuck the world" attitude. Bitches and hoes admire him becouse of his large black spear. Gangstas are quite simply scared out there wits by this caracter, hes known to have killed atleast 15 niggas and apperently he attempted to kill the infamous "Rav0r".

Dangerous-dave; prime suspect in saturday nights kfc robbery and later that night a black spear attack on a 16 year old blonde Croydon slut.

Dangerous-dave by james May 28, 2003

Dangerous-dave 

a persons who acts as if he is the smartest person in the world and treats other people like shit. also who invites themself to your house when you dont even like them.

Dave is acting like a dangerous dave with his big mole.

Dangerous-dave by Bob March 15, 2005

Dangerous Dave Of MCUK 

Person of all things that are godly, a nymphomaniac in search of webcam sluts all the day and all the night. Note: This person is not to be fucked with, he'll blap you into next week.

"woah, don't piss Dave off, i did that last week and he made my mum bleed like a virgin"

Dangerous Dave Of MCUK by AlcoholocaustN0w May 1, 2005