Typically a man with amazing drumming skills. Also, one who is a very good listener and doesn't bitch back. Passive and slow at times, a danbob always has good intentions.
A Darcobe is an individual infamously known for an unhealthy obsession with cats. While a Darcobe may appear fine as they publicly display humor and leadership, deep down inside they fantasize about kidnapping cats.
Brandon: Wow, did you see that catover there? I wish I could pet it.
Ian: Try harder next time fuck face, that cat belongs to Darcobe. I would stay away from it.
A guy who works at a well known furniture store whos quality falls somewhere between what you find abandoned in an alley and the Facebook marketplace free section. Known for frequently lying about his work schedule. Enjoys wearing Ferragamo's with athletic shorts that fall below the knee.
Fucking Danbob, man, said he worked 10-7 today. It's 9:30 pm, where is he?