Dwampire
Dwampire by Bacca Vader December 11, 2011
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A vampire who is soaking wet. With rain, or regular water, cause holy water, of course, would kill them. Being technically already dead, a vampire can't catch a cold from being wet, but it still sucks.
Mavis: "Look at this!!! i am soaked to the fangs!!! What do you call a vampire who is soaking wet?"
Diane: "A dampire!!!
Diane: "A dampire!!!
dampire by CrowleyCreeper88 October 26, 2019
Serial Monogamist
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016
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