daditis

Parking as far away from the store entrance as possible.

"There was a spot right next to the entrance, whaddya got, daditis?"

by O. Noah Gutterball August 17, 2017

Daditing

The act of editing a comic from Awkward Zombie to have Katie Tiedrich's father in the mix.

A new comic's up! I must start daditing.

by Namimaru February 19, 2010

danitis

Falling asleep at what is considered to be too Damn early.

Person 1: I'm so tired
Person 2: its only 6:30 you have danitis

by yellowneck May 24, 2014

Dabitis

Your arms get all red and itchy as they swell up into a dabing position. After 72 hours of this your arms will spasticaly dab left and right. The only cure is to get an education.

Oh crap! Looks like John caught Dabitis! Hope he can make to a school soon and learn something!

by fricker101 August 29, 2018

dabitis

The condition that causes people to dab. It's a form of cancer.

Bae: I see you writing Urban Dictionary definitions for dab, are you okay?
Guy: I'm sorry, I've caught... dabitis

by Robbie Rotten Fan Number One April 2, 2017

dadtism

Autistic traits or behavior specific to fatherhood

That’s the 3rd time Dad’s watched Happy Gilmore this week, I think he has dadtism.

Why is dad watching christmas vacation for the 100th time?
it’s dadtism, he can’t help it

by bk1rk March 15, 2024

Damitism

people who like the character Damian wayne and has autism

I have damitism

by Batsy_thedarkknight December 1, 2025