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daddy broom 

when your single parental figure (mom, dad, guardian, etc.) meets someone new and gets completely swept away (like what a broom does) by them to the point where you are invisible and irrelevant in a very short period of time and the only thing important to them is this new person. daddy brooms will blow their cash, give up their time, and overall just simp for this person that's not even that special. daddy brooms are what you wrap around your finger with
sister: " mom is such a daddy broom she's always with that guy!!"
sister 2: "yeah what a bitch
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Boom Daddy 

used as an exclamation expressing awesomeness or excitement.
Hank: Hey, guess wut?
Clem: wut?
Hank: Mary Lou and I did the horizontal mambo last nite.
Clem: BOOM DADDY!
<high fives>
Hank: yeah…
Boom Daddy by Sammy Tits June 27, 2007

boom-daddy

A word describing someone or something that is awesome, epic, or great; usually fallows the adjective, "pretty."
Johnny Cash doing a back flip off of a unicycle while on fire would be pretty boom-daddy.
boom-daddy by Dr. Aromus Tessola. August 21, 2010

Daddy? Daddy? Boom boom pao? 

Taken from Black Eyed Peas, and made into an amazing saying, this can be used for cometic relief and in an awkward situation.
Person 1: Dude, did you sleep with that girl last night?

Person 2: . . . !

Person 3: Daddy? Daddy? Boom boom pao?

Person 1, 2, & 3: *Laughs hysterically*