daddy broom

when your single parental figure (mom, dad, guardian, etc.) meets someone new and gets completely swept away (like what a broom does) by them to the point where you are invisible and irrelevant in a very short period of time and the only thing important to them is this new person. daddy brooms will blow their cash, give up their time, and overall just simp for this person that's not even that special. daddy brooms are what you wrap around your finger with

sister: " mom is such a daddy broom she's always with that guy!!"
sister 2: "yeah what a bitch

daddy broom by mexicanita blancita July 12, 2020

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Boom Daddy

used as an exclamation expressing awesomeness or excitement.

Hank: Hey, guess wut?
Clem: wut?
Hank: Mary Lou and I did the horizontal mambo last nite.
Clem: BOOM DADDY!
<high fives>
Hank: yeah…

Boom Daddy by Sammy Tits June 27, 2007

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daddy broom • Boom Daddy • Daddy? Daddy? Boom boom pao? • daddy • daddy issues • daddy chill • Daddy Yankee • daddy pig • daddy's girls • Daddy af

boom-daddy

A word describing someone or something that is awesome, epic, or great; usually fallows the adjective, "pretty."

Johnny Cash doing a back flip off of a unicycle while on fire would be pretty boom-daddy.

boom-daddy by Dr. Aromus Tessola. August 21, 2010

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Daddy? Daddy? Boom boom pao?

Taken from Black Eyed Peas, and made into an amazing saying, this can be used for cometic relief and in an awkward situation.

Person 1: Dude, did you sleep with that girl last night?

Person 2: . . . !

Person 3: Daddy? Daddy? Boom boom pao?

Person 1, 2, & 3: *Laughs hysterically*

Daddy? Daddy? Boom boom pao? by N@y June 6, 2011

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chud run

A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.

"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"

chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

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flophouse

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.

Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!

flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007

Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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