Despite having a sister this boy gets all of dads praise, attention, affection, etc.. from childhood into adulthood any and all of dads focus is on the boy not the girl.

Life is good for daddysboy, over forty, still living with the parents. He was glad not to be like his little sister, struggling to pay bills, stressed and having a mortgage.

daddysboy by jpg3 November 2, 2011

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daddysaurus

Kind of T-Rex, old fashioned and scarcely evolutioned since his emergence, 3 million years ago.
Be aware not to stay very close to him: Daddysaurus loves preaching, and you hate to be sermonised.

- Hi babe, what are you waiting for? come to the party right now !!
- Sorry, daddysaurus don't let me go out tonight...

daddysaurus by etzelet November 9, 2010

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why is there noises in mommy and daddys room?

mommy and daddys room keeps making weird squaky noises and my mum keeps screaming "harder daddy". I think she is tackling a monster WWE style.

why is there noises in mommy and daddys room?

well... their having s-

FAMILY FRIENDLY WWE FIGHTING STUFF WITH THE MONSTER UNDER THE BED

why is there noises in mommy and daddys room? by fatfucc February 19, 2020

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Saggy Daddys

hot saggy balls that stick to your thighs

"my god i have saggy daddys today"

Saggy Daddys by Swift December 13, 2003

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