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dad gum it
dad gum it by daviestoves January 8, 2011
Dad bless it
Dad bless it by MidwestLiv February 16, 2024
keep dad about it
Or in Merry Old England, they might say, "keep pup about it"... same thing: it means to speak freely about something.
If your "mum" knows when not to talk about something, are we to conclude that guys are more likely to "keep dad about it" --- i.e., verbosely divulge secrets --- than ladies are???
keep dad about it by QuacksO September 16, 2019
Toilet After Your Dad Used It
A biohazard toxic to all life on Earth as we know it - yes, even more lethal than the atmosphere of Venus or the Chernobyl Exclusion Zone... combined. Any human being unfortunate enough to breathe in the stench of this toxic environment will immediately fry the inside of their lungs causing irreversible, instantaneous damage. The entire olfactory system will shut down and implode on itself, and causing death within seconds. Even if one tries to wear a gas mask, hazmat suit, space suit or other form of protection, it will disintegrate within seconds from the sheer amount of toxic gasses.
The toilet after someone's dad uses it, is a HIGHLY dangerous environment, don't bother going ANYWHERE near it unless you have a death wish... (or you're one of those weird DeviantArt type dwellers who is immune to the adverse reactions from farts).
The toilet after someone's dad uses it, is a HIGHLY dangerous environment, don't bother going ANYWHERE near it unless you have a death wish... (or you're one of those weird DeviantArt type dwellers who is immune to the adverse reactions from farts).
Jim: Name one extreme sport on earth more dangerous and dumber than cave diving, I bet you can't-
Steve: Going into the Toilet After Your Dad Used It.
Jim: Touché.
Someones Dad after eating too much Taco Bell: This bathroom needs a hero!
Steve: Going into the Toilet After Your Dad Used It.
Jim: Touché.
Someones Dad after eating too much Taco Bell: This bathroom needs a hero!
Toilet After Your Dad Used It by jims gooning August 29, 2026
How long does it take for your dad to come back with the milk?
How long does it take for your dad to come back with the milk?
Getting back to the store will take another 0.07 years, buying the milk will take about 50 more years with the state your father's mind is in. Finally, it will take another 697.01 years to get home. Totaled up, this is approximately 4160.83 years for your father to come back home with the milk.
Getting back to the store will take another 0.07 years, buying the milk will take about 50 more years with the state your father's mind is in. Finally, it will take another 697.01 years to get home. Totaled up, this is approximately 4160.83 years for your father to come back home with the milk.
How long does it take for your dad to come back with the milk?
Getting back to the store will take another 0.07 years, buying the milk will take about 50 more years with the state your father's mind is in. Finally, it will take another 697.01 years to get home. Totaled up, this is an approximate 4160.83 years for your father to come back home with the milk.
Getting back to the store will take another 0.07 years, buying the milk will take about 50 more years with the state your father's mind is in. Finally, it will take another 697.01 years to get home. Totaled up, this is an approximate 4160.83 years for your father to come back home with the milk.
How long does it take for your dad to come back with the milk? by Seanbeepbot October 31, 2022
Is It Gay If She Look Like Her Dad?
DirtyAir-Forces: hey bro, is it gay if she look like her dad?
Bro: damn.....thats a hard question my nigga.
Bro: damn.....thats a hard question my nigga.
Is It Gay If She Look Like Her Dad? by DirtyAir-Forces July 26, 2019
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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