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Datassium 

The craving to see, touch and play with asses so much it becomes a necessity to your very well being and health. A daily serving of ass is required to remedy this.
My multivitamin doesn't give me any of my daily serving of required datassium. Better look up some porn before I keel over.
Datassium by FutileFun February 1, 2012
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Datasstrophe 

A shockingly frequent phenomenon in which a girl is blessed with a wonderful ass, yet is cursed with a face that can only be described as a catastrophe. A more specific version of the common 'butterface.'
Dude, that girl at the party last night. Would you?

Tough call man. Total datasstrophe.

Harley Davasson 

A sexual act wherein one partner eats the booty of the other, while simultaneously making motorcycle noises, and on occasion, steering the booty side-to-side through turns.
A: How was your weekend dude?
B: Great! I did the Harley Davasson with my partner.

A: Dude, that's sick!
B: Yeah, man! I was totally like,"Aaaghrrrghhaaaaaugh"!
A very prissy male. One who is so feminine he wipes his ass like a woman patting the urine off her hooha after she pees.
That dude is so dabass he makes Pee-Wee Herman look like a badass.
Dabass by WeirdWeirdWorld March 29, 2016
badass, but dad
Thats a dadass coat youve got, Jimmy.

Dadassed 

Whenever your Male Parental Figure Farts in a Room out of spite for you
“Can We Watch a Movie in your room?”
“No, It’s recently been Dadassed, Now it smells like a Rat’s Ass”
“Aw Man!”
Dadassed by Shark-Mama May 24, 2021