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When you are too high to show up to school or work because you took dabs (highly concentrated THC wax heated and used with a glass nail or a skillet)
Ben: Wow, that was a fat dab, I think I'm too posted to go to school now.

Evan : Yeah, I think I'm going to be dabsent too.

Ben : Unexcused dabsence, fooook yeah.

Evan : I'm hungry.
dabsent by scoobysnax September 3, 2012
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a word used to express anger in something, or someone.
Holy dabosta man, stop touching me there.
Dabosta by alec um parent March 28, 2009

On Brodie McJoedie Daboedy 

Pronounced: On Bro-dEE Mc-Joe-DEE Da-boe-DEE

"McJoedie Daboedy" is an emphatic addendum used to amplify the seriousness or truthfulness of a statement. It's like taking the sincerity of "On God" and injecting it with a shot of whimsical absurdity. When someone drops a "On Brodie McJoedie Daboedy" after making a claim or expressing a strong opinion, it's their way of saying, "I am not joking around, my friend. This is the absolute truth, and I stake my imaginary Scottish heritage and nonsensical rhyming powers on it." So, next time someone tells you something and they say "McJoedie Daboedy," you better believe it, or face the wrath of their imaginary bagpipe-wielding ancestors.
Person 1:" you u tryna run some Star Citizen later?"
Person 2: "FOR SURE M8"
Person 1: "I don't believe you, say on Brodie McJoedie Daboedy"
Person 2: " ON BRODIE MCJOEDIE DABOEDY I WILL PLAY STAR CITIZEN WITH YOU"

Dabocest 

Term used in various parts of the United States for a dab pen (a vape cartridge filled with THC). Also known as a shdab, e-blunt, etc.
Waterford nigga: Heyyy bro can I hit THAT DABOCEST?

Broke ass nigga: Yeah bro but only 2 hits I'm low on oil :'(
Dabocest by SkywalkerOG420 September 6, 2018

Daboshed 

Enjoying a few alcoholic beverages until the point of pure innebriation.
Hey Jon want to get daboshed tonight?
No thank you, last time i did that i ended up with poopy gitch.
Daboshed by Poopy Gitch August 20, 2009
Adj./V. : South Western United States coloquilism referring to assistance above and beyond expectations, going the extra mile, To impress through service or commitment, followed by effort.
"I'm going to pull a DuBose and impress my customer", " My client is unhappy, I need to slap some DuBose on them quickly or lose the sale"
duBose by R.A. Evans April 14, 2008
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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