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When you are too high to show up to school or work because you took dabs (highly concentrated THC wax heated and used with a glass nail or a skillet)
Ben: Wow, that was a fat dab, I think I'm too posted to go to school now.

Evan : Yeah, I think I'm going to be dabsent too.

Ben : Unexcused dabsence, fooook yeah.

Evan : I'm hungry.
dabsent by scoobysnax September 3, 2012
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daysent - used EXTREMELY frequently in limerick.
means "decent" or "cool"
mossy-"see da honda civic over dare? dats pure daysent!!"

daysent by hadabileep April 25, 2006
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Dare not,
We dasent go near the rim of the volcano when it is active.
dasent by Ferd T October 7, 2008
Constantly forgetting things, mainly due to the consumption of marijuana concentrate AKA DAB's.
He must have dabmentia, because after he smokes he always forgets what he was trying to do.
dabmentia by Slepnir April 27, 2017
sort of like desant means the same aswell
toms tn's are dasent
dasent by brian rainsford October 28, 2006
A: a person that has taken too many dabs an can no longer recollect or problem solve.

B: a victim of smoking to much oil to function.

C: Unable to comprehend simple reality.
Andy seems to look past the simple tools he needs to complete his task. He becomes unable to function. He must have dabmentia.

Andy took numerous dabs and was diagnosed with dabmentia.

Andy
Dabmentia by Johnniemodel January 16, 2018
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