When you are too high to show up to school or work because you took dabs (highly concentrated THC wax heated and used with a glass nail or a skillet)
Ben: Wow, that was a fat dab, I think I'm too posted to go to school now.
Evan : Yeah, I think I'm going to be dabsent too.
Ben : Unexcused dabsence, fooook yeah.
Evan : I'm hungry.
Evan : Yeah, I think I'm going to be dabsent too.
Ben : Unexcused dabsence, fooook yeah.
Evan : I'm hungry.
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Get the dasent mug.A: a person that has taken too many dabs an can no longer recollect or problem solve.
B: a victim of smoking to much oil to function.
C: Unable to comprehend simple reality.
B: a victim of smoking to much oil to function.
C: Unable to comprehend simple reality.
Andy seems to look past the simple tools he needs to complete his task. He becomes unable to function. He must have dabmentia.
Andy took numerous dabs and was diagnosed with dabmentia.
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Andy took numerous dabs and was diagnosed with dabmentia.
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