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Dabid
An ancient creature who rose from the depths of hell and entered the material world through an ice cave in Antarctica. He is often seen wielding a glock 9mm, and sipping a martini. He is able to extend his limbs indefinitely and has a head shaped like the Star Of David. His body resembles a stick figure and is an ominous matte black. He often kidnaps people and is seen lurking in clubs during late night parties.
Dabid by Skrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt September 21, 2018
Related Words
Dabid • dabideku • dabidnezman • dabido • Da Biddness • dabi deeb dan dabo deeb • dabis • Dabin • Dabdied • dabing
Dr. David Hawkins
He is the author of the best–selling book, “Power vs. Force” (published in 25 languages). David Hawkins, M.D., Ph.D, conducted a 29-year study that demonstrated that the human body becomes stronger or weaker depending on a person's mental state. He created a scale from 1-1000 that mapped human consciousness.
Child: Mom, How do I get super powers greater than Jesus Christ?
Mother: Son, it’s not possible. No human has ever existed with a consciousness calibration higher than 1000. The archetypes Christ, Buddha, and Krishna, Dr. David Hawkins are between 990-1000 LOC. This state is also the existence of Buddhahood, Christ Consciousness, At-Oneness with the Source Manifest and Unmanifest.
Mother: Son, it’s not possible. No human has ever existed with a consciousness calibration higher than 1000. The archetypes Christ, Buddha, and Krishna, Dr. David Hawkins are between 990-1000 LOC. This state is also the existence of Buddhahood, Christ Consciousness, At-Oneness with the Source Manifest and Unmanifest.
Dr. David Hawkins by IRSAgents August 1, 2022
David Herzog
A true player of ones emotions. He claims to be easy like Sunday morning, but really difficult. Good at leading girls on just to tear out your heart and stomp all over it. Must be snap chatting a female at all times. Makes you feel like the only girl he's talking and snapping only to find out he's snapping half the females in town. Makes me weak in the knees just thinking about his short sexiness.
David Herzog by Doedoedidit March 12, 2023
Damiano David
Damiano David is the lead vocalist of the Italian rock band Måneskin and the father of our future BABIES. His voice can make you pregnant instantly and leave you ZITTO E BUONO.
His group won Eurovision as well as many Europeans fangirls’ hearts.
If you’re french remember to give back our MONNA LISA and finance the next Eurovision 2022. Bisous.
His group won Eurovision as well as many Europeans fangirls’ hearts.
If you’re french remember to give back our MONNA LISA and finance the next Eurovision 2022. Bisous.
Damiano David by Jiulia_ May 26, 2021
David gandy
David gandy by wwe619 August 17, 2009
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So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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