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Darken the doorstep 

To Darken the Doorstep is when you go to someone's home and you cast a shadow over their doorstep. It usually used to describe the action of someone you know and haven't seen for a while unexpectedly turns up at your home or it's something you tell an unwanted visitor not to do ever again.
Sue: "OMG, you never guess who had the nerve to darken the doorstep this morning."
Pat: "Who?"

Sue: "Jo!"
Pat: "Jo, Jo who?"
Sue: " you know the one that coursed all that trouble at my party."
Pat: " Oooh! That Jo, haven't seen her around here for ages, did you invite her in?"
Sue: " No I did not! Told her to clear off and to never darken my doorstep again."
Darken the doorstep by hteb78 November 16, 2017

darkened skit 

Darkened Skit is great.
Een saus, meestal samen gegeten met frieten.
"Wil je die saus zonder of me darken?
A word used as a substitute in place of normal words.
"That cake was so darkenoff."

"DARKENOFF?! LOLOLOLOL."
Darkenoff by Jules Fyan November 11, 2008
A short little gremlin that really loves food and sleep.
OH LOOK ITS DAARIEN, HOLD ALL YOUR MOTHER TRUCKING HORSES AND FEED HER HOT SAUCE AND MR. NOODLES!!!
Daarien by DEELAURA September 11, 2016

Darken out

Meaning when something makes you uncomfortably bored/ dispise or you just really cannot be bothered.
Josh: “hey! Wanna go play some Fortnite?”
Steve: ”ohhhh man that darkens me out”
Josh: “you always darken out faggot”
Darken out by Soldierhero October 22, 2019