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Jordan'd
To attend a social event with the intention of moderating your alcohol consumption, but instead, ending up blacked out, waking up fully clothed in fetal position on the bathroom floor. Can be specifically applied to social interactions amongst colleagues - for instance, attending a work happy hour at 5 PM to have a glass of wine and waking up in Tijuana without a passport and a missing kidney.
Jordan'd by realhousewifeofsiliconvalley October 10, 2019
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Jordan'd by Big Mac Davis October 18, 2008
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jordan'd out
A term used to describe someone who is wearing nothing but "Jordan"(Micheal Jordan's brand name) paraphernalia. This would include every article of clothing that is able to be seen on this individual: shoes, socks, pants/shorts, shirt, hat, hoodie/sweatshirt, watch, ristband,etc.
jordan'd out by JoRDAn fan November 9, 2010
Jordan'd
Not attending an event by either dropping out late notice, or being non committal to anything so they can just not turn up.
Jordan'd by Tim Roddle March 11, 2023
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