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Jordan'd

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To attend a social event with the intention of moderating your alcohol consumption, but instead, ending up blacked out, waking up fully clothed in fetal position on the bathroom floor. Can be specifically applied to social interactions amongst colleagues - for instance, attending a work happy hour at 5 PM to have a glass of wine and waking up in Tijuana without a passport and a missing kidney.
"I can't believe I ended up Jordan'd again last night, I feel awful"
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Jordan'd

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When you smack da hell outta someone
Jordan'd by Big Mac Davis October 18, 2008

Jordan'd

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To be romantically rejected by a hand gesture of a "thumbs down", most commonly used in VR Chat.
I asked her out on a date in VRC, and she totally Jordan'd me with her full body tracking.
Jordan'd by Whimsiez June 13, 2022

jordan'd out 

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A term used to describe someone who is wearing nothing but "Jordan"(Micheal Jordan's brand name) paraphernalia. This would include every article of clothing that is able to be seen on this individual: shoes, socks, pants/shorts, shirt, hat, hoodie/sweatshirt, watch, ristband,etc.
Jemal is compleatly jordan'd out tonight.
jordan'd out by JoRDAn fan November 9, 2010

Jordan'd

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Not attending an event by either dropping out late notice, or being non committal to anything so they can just not turn up.
"Oh, he's Jordan'd again"

"He's probably Jordaning"
Jordan'd by Tim Roddle March 11, 2023

jordan'd

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to become almost as pretty as Jordan, the prettiest girl in the world
that girl was alright, then she got Jordan'd, now she's pretty
jordan'd by Lukas_Scar August 15, 2024
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

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