1 definition by realhousewifeofsiliconvalley

To attend a social event with the intention of moderating your alcohol consumption, but instead, ending up blacked out, waking up fully clothed in fetal position on the bathroom floor. Can be specifically applied to social interactions amongst colleagues - for instance, attending a work happy hour at 5 PM to have a glass of wine and waking up in Tijuana without a passport and a missing kidney.
"I can't believe I ended up Jordan'd again last night, I feel awful"
by realhousewifeofsiliconvalley October 10, 2019
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