Getting dumped by your girlfriend over the internet, via e-mail or even worse - instant messengers (e.g. ICQ, MSN, AOL ...). A step worse than being teledumped (see teledump), which is already very very bad.

Fuck me, my girlfriend just dumped me over ICQ. What a kick in the nuts. How low can you go anyway?

cyberdump by azenka June 14, 2003

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cyberdust

content that collects on top of core messages as a result of poor internet housekeeping or a lack of steady aggregation

cluttered search results

a basic search on her revealed tons of cyberdust, what a slob. High-school musical photos, college vollyball stats and an audition reel from 98' came up before her new business consulting homepage.

he was easy to find online because his brand was being aggregated therefore free of cyberdust.

cyberdust by auxpr.com March 14, 2009

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cyberduced

Introducing someone to someone else over the internet

Joe cyberduced Bob to Cindy by email.

cyberduced by Shamus05 June 25, 2009

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cyberdude

What do you think it means?

Cyberdude is a queer

cyberdude by cal December 13, 2003

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cyberdude

Remove Penis from Wrapper.

I think I'm finally gonna Cyberdude.

cyberdude by TheLizard December 27, 2003

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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