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cwists by johnhy saga January 30, 2021
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A person whose race is hard to understand. AKA a tie-die of races.
His mom was half english half chinease his dad was german but he was a cwistafa.
Cwistafa by Maaaaheee October 8, 2005
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determind to get what she wants.

name originated from chrissy, christine.
There is no example of her.
Cwissy by deemia December 20, 2003
Cwisty is a girl that is extremely cute! Her real name is Christina, but when she was little she got her four front teeth pulled out because someone was to lazy to take the aciddy orange juice out of her crib, therefore rotting her teeth. She learned to talk without her teeth, which made all her "r"'s turn into "w"'s. She was made fun of for saying her name wrong, but then she stopped caring and started bitch slappin them hoe's. A select lucky few eventually got passed the speech impediment and became friends with her. She is happy with people calling her Cwisty. She is always amazing to be with and will love you with no question!! She is a party animal and is the most beautiful girl in the world! She is normally associated with cats.
Look at that ADORABLE little Cwisty!!!

Cwisty is as cute as a kitten.
Cwisty by yourfriend562 December 2, 2009

CwIsToPHa 

A slow person who loves boobies and dogs more than anything in the world. Has the voice of a 3 year old with Down syndrome. The real life Forrest Gump.
Person 1: Hey CwIsToPHa, are you okay man?

CwIsToPHa: YuAuuAUauAuaAuAaaUay
CwIsToPHa by chyag June 19, 2018
A baby nickname for one named "Chris", or "Christopher".

It's endearing as fuck.
Look at Cwissi over there, he's so cute.
Although freckles are usually not attractive, Cwissi seems to be the only person able to make them the cutest thing in the whole world.

Cwissi's hair is like heaven except it actually exists.
Cwissi by ThePipetteNinja January 2, 2012

cwistiaan 

A professional shit talker and call of duty MLG usually prefers video games to women
My name is cwistiaan and I'm the cod god
cwistiaan by Nansnsjs January 28, 2017
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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