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cwistiaan 

A professional shit talker and call of duty MLG usually prefers video games to women
My name is cwistiaan and I'm the cod god
cwistiaan by Nansnsjs January 28, 2017
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Cristiana 

A beautiful girl who is loving caring and funny. When she likes a boy she will protect him even if they breakup. She easily forgives people and gives the so many chances. She looks at the bright side of things. She’s is very smart. She get hurt easily and once she’s mad she’s mad and don’t want to mess with her. If you make her friends mad she will try to be nice. She’s very funny and has a weird sense of humor. She will try to make you feel better with her sense of humor. If you are the guy that likes Cristiana don’t mess up anything, no one and nothing compares to Cristiana.
Kimberly: have you meet Cristiana she’s really nice

Nina: I’ve heard maybe we should go talk to her.
Cristiana by Chloeiscool June 4, 2018

Christiaan 

Christiaan - Name

Someone with the name Christiaan is obviously the most charismatic fellow you shall ever meet. He can easily swoon all the ladies with his charm, and talks to females 24/7. Though usually surrounded by hoards of females, he always makes time for his group of homies, and often acts as a wingman for them when needed. He is a sweet and caring fellow, and always tries to cheer-up his friends when they are in strife.
"My day was going pretty rough, but then Christiaan came over and gave me a great pep talk!"

"You can always tell when Christiaan walks into a room. All the chicks flock to him!"
Christiaan by KoalaShark October 1, 2013

Cristiano 

A extremely athletic and talented person, a great friend and a all round amazing person. He is also a godly kisser and has the sexiest body you will ever see
Girl: whoa that guy is a sexy beast
Girl 2: sounds like a Cristiano
Cristiano by No one is here... September 28, 2018

Cristiana 

A great girl. Often quite shy at first but once you get to know her, she can be one of the craziest people you'll meet. Willing to do daring things and is very wild. She can be very aggressive even though she may not show it.
Jake: She's not what you think, trust me!
Tisha: What? She must be a Cristiana.
Cristiana by Lessly1712 May 18, 2014

Cristian 

Cristian: Cristians are nice handsome caring funny good in bed guys that like football and soccer also tend to flirt a lot and be vary out going and Cuddled any time he get the chance he's well known by people and is vary scared about sharing his feelings and hides his true self sometimes when he is sad or not in the mood Cristians are also a good person to have as a friend they are very caring about what you do and who you are with and will never leave you and if u are his love he will always be there for you and will always make you smile when you are sad or mad
Dang have you seen that guy cristian I think he's cute

Cristian ur so caring and loving wow
Cristian by Cristian .r January 12, 2017

Christiaan 

Christiaan is the hottest person you will ever meet. All the girls automatically go to him. He usually gets boners and has the hottest girlfriend ever!
All the girls want to have sex with christiaan
Christiaan by u good bro? May 16, 2019
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murderhobo 

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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
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