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A “Cwiss” is an all round amazing person with a bomb ass sense of humour. He never fails to put a smile on anyone’s face, no matter how low they’re feeling, nor does he expect anything in return. Despite his selflessness, he is also one of the most sweetest, most loyal and generally perfect guys you will ever meet. If you ever meet one, be sure to cherish them forever as it’s not likely to come across someone as amazing as them for a long time. They often doubt themselves too much, and nobody can understand why because they really are amazing! Everyone needs a Cwiss in their life. They’re funny, loyal, caring and easy to love. What more do you want?
Person 1: Did you see how amazing that Guy was?

Person 2: Must’ve been a Cwiss
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Cwispy- crispy, crunchy. See Joshua Weissman for details.
Time to fry up some cwispy bacon.
Cwispy by scatback105 December 18, 2020
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The smartest, sweetest person around. Will help any where it's needed and will make sure you stay good. Will and can be a bitch, but is sweet and nice while doing it. Is a beautiful person inside and out and wants the best for everyone around her. The name is unique as she is and will stay unique. They love everyone, and is the bestest friend you could ever ask for. Wil never tell the secrets that are told to her and will always give you good advice.
Hey girl, it's Crissia!
My BFF, Crissia
crissia by Sweet and sexy December 21, 2016
a term Trans people usually use to jokingly call cisgender people. It mimics the insult cis people will use against trans women, "sissy."
Ugh, the cissies are at it once again.
Cissie by kingfag July 19, 2020

CrisspySquid 

Online alias typically used by gronks who are bad at Krunker (video game).
1. "Dude Aaron is such a gronk, he thinks he's so good at Krunker."
2. "Ikr he should change his username to CrisspySquid if he keeps his persona up.

Cwoissant 

The thing that Carl Wheezer is going to ask if you finished.
Carl: Excuse me, are you gonna finish that cwoissant?
Cwoissant by Mein Öberhruppenfuhrer February 14, 2019