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A “Cwiss” is an all round amazing person with a bomb ass sense of humour. He never fails to put a smile on anyone’s face, no matter how low they’re feeling, nor does he expect anything in return. Despite his selflessness, he is also one of the most sweetest, most loyal and generally perfect guys you will ever meet. If you ever meet one, be sure to cherish them forever as it’s not likely to come across someone as amazing as them for a long time. They often doubt themselves too much, and nobody can understand why because they really are amazing! Everyone needs a Cwiss in their life. They’re funny, loyal, caring and easy to love. What more do you want?
Person 1: Did you see how amazing that Guy was?

Person 2: Must’ve been a Cwiss
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Cwispy- crispy, crunchy. See Joshua Weissman for details.
Time to fry up some cwispy bacon.
Cwispy by scatback105 December 18, 2020
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CRISS TING  

CRISS TING by kristoz February 3, 2009
The smartest, sweetest person around. Will help any where it's needed and will make sure you stay good. Will and can be a bitch, but is sweet and nice while doing it. Is a beautiful person inside and out and wants the best for everyone around her. The name is unique as she is and will stay unique. They love everyone, and is the bestest friend you could ever ask for. Wil never tell the secrets that are told to her and will always give you good advice.
Hey girl, it's Crissia!
My BFF, Crissia
crissia by Sweet and sexy December 21, 2016
a term Trans people usually use to jokingly call cisgender people. It mimics the insult cis people will use against trans women, "sissy."
Ugh, the cissies are at it once again.
Cissie by kingfag July 19, 2020

CrisspySquid 

Online alias typically used by gronks who are bad at Krunker (video game).
1. "Dude Aaron is such a gronk, he thinks he's so good at Krunker."
2. "Ikr he should change his username to CrisspySquid if he keeps his persona up.

Cwoissant 

The thing that Carl Wheezer is going to ask if you finished.
Carl: Excuse me, are you gonna finish that cwoissant?
Cwoissant by Mein Öberhruppenfuhrer February 14, 2019
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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