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Cuteassjahseh 

A thicc bih who can throw it back on any nigga with face tats and hates @jahsehsdread bum ass
Uzi: vro you find yourself a cuteassjahseh?
Ski: Nah they are one of a kind and very rare to find
Cuteassjahseh by @tentacionhours September 26, 2018
The feeling you get when you are being directly affected by other peoples stupidity, generically found in military organisations. In most severe cases of cumass, there is a very obvious and efficient way to accomplish an objective however everyone still proceeds to do the complete opposite. Cumass is often felt by multiple people simultaneously, is highly contagious and is most commonly found amongst the lower enlisted ranks.
Jimmy - “We just changed this aircraft rig from seating to pallets, now the loadmasters want it back to full seating again?”

Timmy - “They can’t make up their mind…this exercise is giving me so much cumass right now”
Cumass by Salty-Techo May 4, 2023
Cute, in a sexual way.

Used when "cute" or "sexy" just dont cut it. When you want to refer to a girl as someone you wish you could be with.
Ben: Jerry, check out that cuteass girl over there.

Jerry: (prematurely ejaculates, then faints).
cuteass by Mouthwash June 22, 2006
1) An awesome, expensive car.
2) A type of sword once used by pirates.
1) On ride with Funkmaster Flex they fixed TMac up with a Cutlass!

2) Argh, walk the plank or I ive ye a second butthole with me cutlass!
Cutlass by Arran January 3, 2005

Love cutlass

Love cutlass is a nautical term that refers the male penis
The Captain just took me onto the poop deck to show me his love cutlass
Love cutlass by Keeno69 March 25, 2021
sweet car made by the Oldsmobile division of General Motors
My Cutlass came stock with a 260 (4.3L) V8(not a typo) and still takes out 5.0 stangs for top end
Cutlass by itsallbindun August 16, 2003
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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